Pop Songs Gifts

'And exactly how long has 'The Funky Gibbon' been stuck in your head?' - Rufus McPhee, musical exorcist.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Anna Calvi

George Michael

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Elvis Presley

Michael Jackson

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Ray Davies

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Robbie Williams

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Ringo Starr

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

The band.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Singer and her microphone

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Elton John