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Billy strip: boy bands.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Elvis Presley

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The world's most unemployable family

'I'm a star!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I'd rather be playing football.'