Pop Music Dreamer Pillows

Billy strip: boy bands.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

The world's most unemployable family

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I'm a star!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."