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"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

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Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"You've changed."

"Look! No hands!"

Superheroes take a selfie

George Michael

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Hugh fans!"

Reese Witherspoon

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'