Pop Culture Novice Gifts

The Mom quiz show

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

George Michael

Superheroes take a selfie

"Look! No hands!"

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Elvis Presley

"Walt Disney on ice."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"