Pop Can Recycler Gifts

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

Tree Funeral

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Recycling bottle bank.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Did you order takeout?"

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Al's Computer Salvage.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Bottle Bank.

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

Scrapyard Worker

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

British Summertime

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

Grocery Store Gravity

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

Garbage dump / Used gems.