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Aquarobics.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Bankside

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

No petting in the pool!

Tentacle attacking diver.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Swimming

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Punch has a smoking break.

"Shake! Good dog."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'Get in the house now!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Social distancing

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'