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'Just here to chat' lane in a swimming pool.

'Did you know that they can listen in to our telephone conversations?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Bankside

One of Many California Gene Pools

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Fishy tail.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

No petting in the pool!

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Desert Island Gossipping