Pools Of Reflection T-Shirts

If life was a swimming pool, everyone would be in the shallow end.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

What else is there to wish for?

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Woman looking into a mirror

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'