Pools Of Reflection T-Shirts

If life was a swimming pool, everyone would be in the shallow end.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

What else is there to wish for?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Woman looking into a mirror

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.