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"Well boys, after everything this team has been through, what do you think - is baseball a metaphor for life, or isn't it?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Golfing Bishop.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

"You're pathetic."

The weight of winning gold.

Clearing up medals.

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"