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'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Pool lovers

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'