Pool Hall Prowl Prints

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Chick Billiard Ball

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

Swimming

First Dive

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Relaxing in the pool.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Vampire on a diving board

'Get in the house now!'

Caution Pool Drained.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'Did you know that they can listen in to our telephone conversations?'

'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.'

'Was it hot in the city?'

'So there's the chart. We just have a shoot-out and the last ball on the table is the name we go with for the baby.'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'