Pool Hall Prowl Mugs

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Chick Billiard Ball

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

Swimming

First Dive

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Vampire on a diving board

Relaxing in the pool.

'Get in the house now!'

Caution Pool Drained.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Did you know that they can listen in to our telephone conversations?'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'Was it hot in the city?'

'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

"I always wait till Labor Day to check if he's still alive."