Pooch Prankster Pillows

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

"I can't find his dog whistle anywhere."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Litterary Dogs.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"