Pooch Planner Prints

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Babies.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Cat park"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Oh no, they're back!'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"They know me here."

'I take it your romantic dinner isn't going well. . .'

Family looking to buy a dog.

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'