Pooch Party Planners Prints

'Oh no, they're back!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I was almost that last year."

Punt Cake

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Dogs

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'