Pooch Pamperers Pillows

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Look, I admit it's not fresh, but need you overdo it?'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dogs shaving

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog on man's stair lift

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

The Cat Spa