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Zen Kitty

'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'

'I like what you've done with your person this year.'

Cone Of Empathy

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Tap water?! As if."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'He was in perfect health until you gave him that rabies shot three years ago.'

'Come back in six months... and next time, bring your dog.'

'We spoil that dog.'

"I'm in the en suite!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Although it wagged enthusiastically, secretly the tail found this game dull and repetitive.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'You've got my chair, my bed, my house. . . how about letting me have the backyard?'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Just don't act too smart, or they'll have you working for them."

"Hmm...these two look suitable servile..."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"For me? How sweet!"

Royal Corgi

"What tipped you off?"

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Before we begin, does anyone need to use the hydrant?'

"This all started with the Fancy Feast."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Ew! Someone forgot to bury!'

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

Cat enjoying Christmas dinner.