Pet Pampering Pros Pillows

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs shaving

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

The Cat Spa