Pony Predicament Lover Pillows

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Separation

Stubborn Horses

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Riding Accidents

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Learning to Ride

Palindrome school.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Home for the Holidays

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

And balance with practice.

Make him warm and comfortable...

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"Hello! They must have got a sniff of the lions over at Longleat again."

Merry Christmas Darling!

"You mark my words Mildred, we're going to have trouble with our girl when she grows up..."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'