Pony Predicament Lover Gifts

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Separation

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Stubborn Horses

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Riding Accidents

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Palindrome school.

Learning to Ride

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

Home for the Holidays

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

And balance with practice.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Hello! They must have got a sniff of the lions over at Longleat again."

"You mark my words Mildred, we're going to have trouble with our girl when she grows up..."

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'