Pondering Pets Pillows

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"Why are we here?"

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Man with a big question

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Cleaner and sculpture

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

Think Tank.

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

I Wonder if They can Think…

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

"What do cats want?"