Pondering Pets Pillows

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Why are we here?"

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

Man with a big question

Think Tank.

Cleaner and sculpture

"We're not so different, you and I."

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

I Wonder if They can Think…

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'