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"Remember...At the last stroke of 25 minutes, the carriage turns back into a pomodoro."

Little doctor.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Saying Grace.

Junior Doctor.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'I'm always like this, and my family was wondering if you could prescribe a mild depressant.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Playing Doctors.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Lucky we caught it early. It's easier to treat in the larva stage."

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

'Chronic fatigue.'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

"Since this whole COVID thing I've had to adjust my practice."