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"Remember...At the last stroke of 25 minutes, the carriage turns back into a pomodoro."

Little doctor.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Saying Grace.

Junior Doctor.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'I'm always like this, and my family was wondering if you could prescribe a mild depressant.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Playing Doctors.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Lucky we caught it early. It's easier to treat in the larva stage."

'Chronic fatigue.'

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

"Since this whole COVID thing I've had to adjust my practice."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'