Pen-wielding Physician T-Shirts

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Biro Diversity

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

A writer goes sailing.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Cow cartooning block.

Steadman - The Early Years.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

Spilled Ink

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

How to write

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.