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Gymnast

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

ONE HORSE TOWN

Cheerleaders

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'What's founder?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Strive to win!

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."