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"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

The Meaning of Life

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Palindrome school.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Right Against Right.

Grenadiers

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Zeno Gives Directions

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

The City that Never Sleeps.

Fastest slowest animal

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

Smoking in the Paradise.

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

"What's the opposite of stressed?"

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'

"It's my new idea! A veggie burger stuffed with tasty meat."

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Interpreting butterflies.