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Poll Dancing

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

King Solomon's Pollster.

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

The End of Trump?

Lyme Disease Research Lab

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Pickle

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Elections in the USA

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

The US election is over.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

election polling

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