Politics (satirical) Pillows

"Our food bowls have been sullied! Our kitty litter trays trashed! Gentlemen, ladies...so beings our War on Terrier!"

Schengen

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

Spot the difference.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Trump leaving

The americanisation of vulture.