"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
Politics Dweeb Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a politics enthusiast with a keen sense of humor? Our collection offers clever and funny products that capture their love for political discussions, satire, and making a statement. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that will light up their day and add a humorous twist to their political passions.
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Schengen
"Nation-building never works."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
The Anti-Agent
"You're fired."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
"Welcome to the future"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
British savings accounts
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
In the Guru District
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Support the Ex-Troops
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Squeezing the Free Press.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Politics Dweeb Gifts Collection
Politics Dweeb Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the politics dweeb in your life—witty, clever, and full of personality.
Politics Dweeb Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that add character and a political punch to any space.
Politics Dweeb Prints
Discover bold prints that capture the spirit of a politics dweeb, making any wall or office pop with personality.
Politics Dweeb T-Shirts
Browse our range of t-shirts perfect for politics lovers who enjoy making a statement and showing their sense of humor.