Politics Dweeb Mugs

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"Nation-building never works."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Welcome to the future"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

British savings accounts

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"