Political Staffer T-Shirts

Show your support with a t-shirt that captures the wit and dedication of political staffers. Perfect for office, campaign events, or casual wear, these tees add a touch of humor to their busy day.

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'Hey Mitt...er, could I borrow your bndeinders full of women?'

'Hey Mitt...er, could I borrow your bndeinders full of women?' mockup

'Hey Mitt...er, could I borrow your bndeinders full of women?'

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"I was on Clinton's White House staff, but I got reshuffled."

"I was on Clinton's White House staff, but I got reshuffled." mockup

"I was on Clinton's White House staff, but I got reshuffled."

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"At the end of the day he was thrown under the bus for getting ahead of his skis and making the issue a big fat nothing burger."

"At the end of the day he was thrown under the bus for getting ahead of his skis and making the issue a big fat nothing burger." mockup

"At the end of the day he was thrown under the bus for getting ahead of his skis and making the issue a big fat nothing burger."

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Conservative Curate Talking to Bill Sticker

Conservative Curate Talking to Bill Sticker mockup

Conservative Curate Talking to Bill Sticker

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'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.' mockup

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

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'I'm not serving at the pleasure of you Senator. I'm serving strictly as your secretary!'

'I'm not serving at the pleasure of you Senator. I'm serving strictly as your secretary!' mockup

'I'm not serving at the pleasure of you Senator. I'm serving strictly as your secretary!'

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Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World mockup

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

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'I'm not saying he accepts bribes, but he has two staffers who do nothing but write thank-you notes.'

'I'm not saying he accepts bribes, but he has two staffers who do nothing but write thank-you notes.' mockup

'I'm not saying he accepts bribes, but he has two staffers who do nothing but write thank-you notes.'

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'It's basically the young conservatives.'

'It's basically the young conservatives.' mockup

'It's basically the young conservatives.'

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John Boehner

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The president's men

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"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great." mockup

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

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Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired mockup

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

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SAGE mentality

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Rock and a Hard Place

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'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.' mockup

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

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'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.' mockup

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

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'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?' mockup

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing." mockup

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

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'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

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'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.' mockup

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

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"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..." mockup

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

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"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience." mockup

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

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'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!' mockup

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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Automatic Congressman

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"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time." mockup

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

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"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?" mockup

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

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"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate." mockup

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

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'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.' mockup

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

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Half a house is better than none. mockup

Half a house is better than none.

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The Election Strategy

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"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money." mockup

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

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Political Staffer T-Shirts Collection

Political Staffer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for political staffers—witty, tongue-in-cheek, and perfect for their daily brew.

Political Staffer Pillows

Brighten up their workspace or home with pillows featuring clever political sayings—fun, functional, and full of personality.

Political Staffer Prints

Decorate their office or home with stylish prints that celebrate political staffers—humorous, eye-catching, and uniquely tailored to their busy lives.