Legislative Staffer T-Shirts

'Does the chamber of commerce have the legal standing to challenge the Obama recess appointments in court?'

Roles of Government

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Rock and a Hard Place

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Who Let the Dawg In?

Worthless B*****ds

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Lame Duck Session

Harper's new cat

06 Congressional Record.

'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'

The Filibuster.

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

"I see you were a congressional intern, so you're good working with children."

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Theoretically

Gerrymandering

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

The October 31 Committee

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"Nap time for the senate babies"

Obama and Congress

Looking for a way to have their cake and eat it too.

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

'Never put off what you can do today, there may be a law against it tomorrow.'