Political Recognition Pillows

The Nobel Prize for Human Rights? We only wanted one in Science!

"Away with the warmonger!"

Keyworker

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

2016 election squabbles!

'I am the winner!'

'Ben, we need a fresh perspective. We'd like you to keynote this year's management conference.'

Time's running out for Africa

'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

America's New Dawn

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Hillary Clinton

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

"Apparently you've come to somebody's attention."

TRUMP

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Miss Gillian, can you take Mr. Robert's 'Employee of the Month' photo off the wall? And his paychecks will be coming to me for the next several months."

"Impeach?! We can't impeach!" said Nancy. And so the wicked king stayed on and on and on. The end.

Employee of the Month - male.

Holy Moses!

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'