Political Recognition Prints

The Nobel Prize for Human Rights? We only wanted one in Science!

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Keyworker

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

2016 election squabbles!

Count on the People

'I am the winner!'

More Unequal Than Others

'Ben, we need a fresh perspective. We'd like you to keynote this year's management conference.'

How Do You Take Your Evil?

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Time's running out for Africa

'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

America's New Dawn

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Hillary Clinton

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

"Impeach?! We can't impeach!" said Nancy. And so the wicked king stayed on and on and on. The end.

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

TRUMP

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Employee of the Month - male.

"Miss Gillian, can you take Mr. Robert's 'Employee of the Month' photo off the wall? And his paychecks will be coming to me for the next several months."

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

Holy Moses!