Political Pundits In Training Pillows

Hooray! The youth is interested in politics and in the environment!!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Skeptic Tank.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

World Health Organization

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

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