Political Parodists Pillows

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Do me next."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Night of the Zombonies.

The economy.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"We won!"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The americanisation of vulture.