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"Given a choice they'd rather a good red... the blood of capitalists!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

News remote

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

The delegitimization effort.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Chuck Schumer