Public Discourse Fan Prints

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Political Analysis

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The George Bush Library Tour.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Sally Jessy Raphael

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

George Will

The partisan cafe

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

Chuck Schumer

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"