Political Discourse Escapee T-Shirts

"Do you and Gary want to come over and not talk about Trump?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"At last - no Trump."

Woke Jersey Shore

Political Analysis

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Trump Tower

Assange Among Friends

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

The sword is mightier than the pen.

In Case of Fabricated Emergency, Break (The Very Fragile) Glass.

Sensitivity Reader

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

Benchwarmer.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

"So correct me if I'm wrong but sharing the wealth means I get less, right?"

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

Polelitically Incorrect

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"