Political Escape Artist T-Shirts

"At last - no Trump."

Cryogenics Lab. Oh, nothing long term … I'd just like to sleep through the election year.

Cryogenics Lab. Oh, nothing long term ... I'd just like to sleep through the election year. (Published originally on 4/27/2004.)

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

Fearful someone would recognize him and send him back to the Republican Party, Josh traveled light.

"Anywhere....anywhere where they haven't even heard of Brexit!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Human Rights and the USA

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route