Political Discourse Escapee Gifts

"Do you and Gary want to come over and not talk about Trump?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"At last - no Trump."

Political Analysis

The Last Republican in America

Woke Jersey Shore

Trump Tower

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Assange Among Friends

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

In Case of Fabricated Emergency, Break (The Very Fragile) Glass.

Sensitivity Reader

First They Came for Julian Assange But I Said Something Stupid

Benchwarmer.

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

Voting on their Seats

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

Polelitically Incorrect

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

"So correct me if I'm wrong but sharing the wealth means I get less, right?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain