Political Debate Follower Gifts

Be Careful What You Promise

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Who's the Rogue State?

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

Bigot Spigot

Elections in the USA

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Trump Tower

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

Self Checkout

Abdullah Debate

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

G.O.P. Hatchet Man.

Robin Day.

The delegitimization effort.

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

Theresa May

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

Talking without Preconditions

Cheney offers document-leaking strategy.

Who's Your Bully?

Four More More Years

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"Perhaps you should focus your message less on the economy and more on little shiny things."