Political Comic Reader Pillows

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Paper Service for the EU.

"You're fired."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

The Salmon Run

The Berlin Peace Movement

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

X-ray Psychology.

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

wattle covers

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Unanimous voting.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Truth

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'