Political Comic Lover Pillows

'Last one standing wins!'

Hope and Change

What're you looking at, loser? Not you too. Everybody is taking performance enhancing Sadie saliva to get meaner and tougher and more competitive. Shove it. Bite me! Everyone

Gladstone forgoes the ministerial dinner, it is suggested because he doesn't want to meet his constituents

"If corporations are considered people, then yes, I am the people's candidate."

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for the stupid candidate or the evil candidate?'

'In future NHS budgets are to be spent by front line staff...I'm buying a villa in the Algarve.'

"The Greek PM called his new proposal well-balanced: no to austerity, yes to more euros."

"Now think on - comb your hair and tuck your shirt in."

"You're fired."

Support the Ex-Troops

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

The Berlin Peace Movement

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Truth

Unanimous voting.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

US National holiday

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'