Political Comic Collector Pillows

'Why am I suspending my campaign for president?'

President's Day Sale.

Dick Cheneym NeoCon Pugilist.

'Listen up, bird breath - you've got 10 seconds to convince me not to break your beak.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Super Dog'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Bears catching fish

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"