Political Comic Collector Gifts

Neoconamatron

'Why am I suspending my campaign for president?'

President's Day Sale.

Dick Cheneym NeoCon Pugilist.

'Listen up, bird breath - you've got 10 seconds to convince me not to break your beak.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Reagacentennial

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Super Dog'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Bears catching fish

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'