Political Comic Fan Gifts

Road to nowhere, made possible by surplus highway funds.

'I told you a revolution wouldn't really change anything!'

Pakistan's Musharraf would like to be King

"Frederick Douglas wanted to set up a meeting with you, Mr. President. I asked him when he would be free, and he said only you know that."

Voter

'Do you, or do you not, deliver to children in heathen lands, and to children of enemy combatants?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

The Trump Inc. is building a new golf course here cultivated by MOAB! Have fun!

"...and, if elected, I promise never to be poor again."

"You're fired."

Support the Ex-Troops

Archival Warfare

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Unanimous voting.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Truth

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

US National holiday

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.