Political Career Milestone T-Shirts

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

The Hug

Harper's cat talks about the Senate

"I know I said he wouldn't escape but really he's much less fierce than he appears."

New Resident of Downing Street

Brexit Deal

Prayers for the EU

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Women Supporting Women!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dressed for Success!

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Go! Means NOW!

"What was I thinking?!"

Supermom.

Keyworker

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Upward Progress

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).