Political Career Milestone T-Shirts

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

The Hug

Harper's cat talks about the Senate

"I know I said he wouldn't escape but really he's much less fierce than he appears."

New Resident of Downing Street

Brexit Deal

Prayers for the EU

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Dressed for Success!

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Go! Means NOW!

Keyworker

"What was I thinking?!"

Supermom.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Upward Progress

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."