Political Campaign Jetsetter Pillows

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

The Thinker

George Papandreou.

Palin 2012

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Obama of Oz.

"How's my tripping you up?"

Fahrenheit 911.

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

Howard v Blair. Whoever wins...We lose!

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Tony Blair

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Nicola Sturgeon

"I'll knock them out on all environmental issues! That's if they let me in."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Francois Hollande

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Why we need a legislature .

Dumocrats

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"