Political Campaign Jetsetter Pillows

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

George Papandreou.

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Thinker

Palin 2012

Obama of Oz.

"How's my tripping you up?"

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Howard v Blair. Whoever wins...We lose!

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

President Bush's inauguration.

"What's your policy on being horrible to foreigners?"

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Francois Hollande

Nicola Sturgeon

"I'll knock them out on all environmental issues! That's if they let me in."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Why we need a legislature .