Political Bookworm Gifts

'If you insist on laughing please use the humour section.'

Thomas Mann.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

A.M Gorky

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Books on running a successful school,

The spirit's flight

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

Has the Left Lost the Working Class?

Edith Wharton

The Statue of Liberty is reading "The Bill of Rights" while Uncle Sam is reading "The Constitution of the U.S.A.".

"We had him neutered,"

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

C S Lewis

'Beware, Ebenezer Scrooge! Behold the interns I mentored in life!'

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

Bucky's allegory.

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

Affectionate Behaviour of Messrs. Pyke and Pluck

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

How to profit by not buying books.

Mary Shelley

"I really don't know if there'll be a market for this item, but your marketing strategy is nothing short of brilliant!"

Do you have a cult fiction section?

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The White Knight.

Hillary Potter- Hillary Clintons book comes out at the same time as Harry Potter.